I can't stop sneezing 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/07/2017 at 15:19 • Filed to: None

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I hate everything right now, but especially the period right after it rains.

diplodicus > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/07/2017 at 15:45

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My dog got sneeze attacks like that once, caught a cold from daycare.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/07/2017 at 19:59

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I hate sneeze attacks.

But I do love the smell of asphalt when it rains on a hot/warm day. It’s hard to describe that smell.

It’s like when someone cuts the grass on a warm day.

Look on the bright side, apparently for every time you sneeze ten times it releases the same chemicals in your system as an orgasm, so bright side and all that.

Here’s a couple for you.

Two people are sitting next to each other and one keeps sneezing every minute or two. The other person says, ‘you really need to get that looked at’. The sneezing person stops and replies, ‘I’ve got a condition where everytime I sneeze, I have an orgasm’. The other person says, ‘that must be very awkward not to mention inconvenient in your life. Are you taking anything for it?’. To which the sneezing person replies, ‘yes, pepper’. Ba dum tish.

No, not your thing. How about.

She was the road layers daughter, she loved her as-phalt!